Religion

Arabic Boy: “Uh Sir what religion are you?”

Willy: who knows when confronted with a difficult question to turn it back to the person who asked, “What religion are you?”

Arabic Boy: “ I am a Muslim”

Willy: “you will never guess what religion I am”

Arabic Boy: “Christian?”

Willy: “nope”

Arabic Boy: “Catholic?” note that he thinks that Catholicism is another religion

Willy: “nope”

Arabic Boy: “oh Sir you’re not JEWISH” with a tone of distain in his voice

Willy: “ No I'm not one of the chosen people I’m Jedi”

Arabic Boy: “What’s Jedi?”

Willy: “ you know Star Wars, Use the force Luke” makes light sabre gestures

Arabic Boy: with wonderment in his voice “ how do you get to be Jedi?”

Willy: “I put it on my census form”