What's in a name

I had to get the maintence contractors out to fix a defective power point.

{nothing gets broken it becomes defective, if it is classified as broken then the school has to pay for it as it is assumed vandalism, but defective items occur over normal usage and so the Department pays for them}

Now the first name of the electrician was, get this "Elvis"
thats pretty poor even though I have a mate called Lenin.

All the office ladies were having a quiet giggle and when he had signed out I seized the chance to announce to them that "Elvis has left the building"

Well it was funny at the time.